the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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