Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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