Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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