Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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