If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
My ATM looks so different sober.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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