one two three fourrrrnication!
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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