my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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