I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
