Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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