Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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