Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
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