a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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