Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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