when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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