Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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