I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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