Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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