Midget sex pt 2 tonight
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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