i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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