found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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