You're completely useless in the revolution.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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