**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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