I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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