I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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