Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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