and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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