Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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