i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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