How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i think i have herpe
just one?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize
