ugly people sure do ruin things
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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