This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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