Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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