Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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