I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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