I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
This is not my ceiling
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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