So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
