PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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