So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
