My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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