And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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