Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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