Soap is not a condiment
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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