belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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