it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
