everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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