i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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