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Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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