fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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