I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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