this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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