But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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