addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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