found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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