last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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