I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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